Stupidity isn't a handicap

My sister's now officially a bitch. I think you all know which I'm talking about. Angst on.
As you all know, it was my birthday two weeks ago plus I got this internship, so my present was some clothes to buy so I wouldn't look like some homeless person from China. I'm cool with getting things to your birthday you actually need, what else could I get from my parents, a vibrator? (ok, that was harsh.) (but you get it.)
So we got in the car with Dad because I'm pretty handicapped without my student card now but I can't ride the car alone. Plus I really love hanging out with him, even shopping, this was just a special occassion of buying clothes. And I really hope I'm right when I think he likes that, too.
Anyway, we got to the first store complex or whatever, and it was fun to search a shoe that would fit to my tiny feet. Poor Cinderella. (We got this one, by the way.)
Then things turned a bit rough when no sweater could be found in all over the place, but I got out from C&A with very nice stuff, and we headed home. Sadly, we had to pick up my sister at her bf's and the first thing she said when we told her where we've been: 'Well, I can do my own shopping.'
Then some time later she told me I was a fashion whore.
Lastly, she told everyone that bitches with high heels will cheat on their husbands earlier than those who wear Martens'. What the hell.

I escaped to the kitchen to eat. What a bitch.